Welcome back to the Conspiracy Corner! After rewatching Tangled (thanks to Tatum), I noticed something I never noticed about Mother Gothel. She looks identical to the Evil Queen from Snow White and the seven dwarfs. Just take a look for yourself: (more…)
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Welcome back to the theoretical corner of the newspaper, THE CONSPIRACY CORNER. Today I will tell you ten mini-theories about your favorite guy with a red hat… MARIO!
All the games are Princess Peach’s propaganda
What if all Princess Peach is trying to do is cause propaganda by making it seem as if Bowser is the villain, but in reality, Peach is the evil dictator. Peach also never increases the security in the mushroom kingdom. The games have never been from Bowser’s point of view but instead Mario’s. What if Peach is tricking Mario into her getting “kidnapped.” (more…)
Welcome back to the theoretical part of TNT. How cool would it be if Timmy Turner grew up and became Danny Phantom? SUPER COOL!!! They both do look very much alike from the hairstyle, thick eyebrows, and blue eyes. Even both of their parents look and act similar. Do these Nickelodeon shows have a secret connection between Timmy Turner and Danny Phantom? Well, I will answer that question today. (more…)
Merry Christmas everyone! Today I will be explaining Santa Claus, Kris Kringle, or Father Christmas. Let’s get started!!!
There is approximate 2 billion children under the age of 18 in the world. Religion narrows down 15% because the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist don’t celebrate Christmas. So that’s 378 million children. To confirm this, after watching The Santa Clause, on one line says Santa delivers to millions of children. According to the census, the average children per home is 3.5, so that’s 91.8 million houses. (more…)
Hello and welcome back! Merry Christmas! If you have never watched Elf, stop reading and go watch it right now. It is one of the funniest Christmas movies ever, in my opinion. What if Buddy is actually an elf? You may be saying that Walter Hobbs was his father but, if you take a closer look at all of the evidence you might see otherwise. (more…)
Hey, dudes and dudettes. Welcome back to your science corner. So, today we are covering the science behind the lightsaber. Before you start saying, “Hey, Star Wars is science fiction.” It is science fiction, though. Let’s just assume it takes place in our universe, okay. (more…)
Keira, Sara, and Mason all wake up to a devastating site. They wake up to find their parents dead. Fifty-thousand humans are left on Earth including Keira, Sara, and Mason after an extinction of life on Earth thanks to an injection given to these 50,000 humans when born. These humans are also special. They are all given one power one of which to bring back the dead with a terrifying cost. Will they ever learn how to love life again? If so, will life on Earth be repopulated? (more…)
As many of you know, the spookiest board game is the Ouija board. Well, in my opinion the scariest board game is Jumanji but that’s in a whole different universe so yeah. That’s a theory for another issue. Anyways, if you don’t know what the Ouija Board is, it is a board with the alphabet, 0-9, yes, no, goodbye, and sometimes hello. (more…)
As many of you know, the fifth installment of the Five Nights at Freddy’s has been released recently. Welcome back to Conspiracy Corner where your childhood memories get ruined. I came up with this theory when the trailer came out. It’s also worth noting that I have yet to play Sister Location or watch MatPat play it. (more…)
Hi! Welcome back to the CONSPIRACY CORNER. Today I am going to tell all of you guys a Frozen theory, for the “first time in forever”. Let’s go ahead and get started so we can “let go” of all the suspense. I will change everything you thought you knew about the movie, “Frozen. (more…)
What if Spongebob Squarepants and all of his friends are a result of a nuclear explosion? Whale, let’s dive into this theory! You might think I’m being sealy, but I am just keeping it reel! Ok, I need to stop with these puns. Trust me, I’m not doing it on porpoise. I promise that’s it. (more…)
Today I will be making a theory about 7 Days to Die. It’s not really a theory, more like the safest place on Earth to survive the apocalypse. Yes, you may have already seen this on Game Theory by MatPat but, the video is blocked. So today, I will be paraphrasing the video. I will still include the link to the video at the bottom to watch on your other devices. So let’s begin! (more…)