DRAGONS @ NEAAAT???

I’m back with another scoop. I’ve warned you about the ghosts and vampires that may roam the halls but this news is of an entirely different breed.

We’ve all been to the cafeteria, Bedell Hall. The college was gracious enough to let NEAAAT students enjoy their lunch in this building. What they aren’t telling us though, is that the food is cooked using mythical creatures. I know this sounds strange, but I believe that the cafeteria staff has imprisoned baby dragons to be the source of heat that is used to cook your food. I have anonymous sources that have claimed to see these wondrous creatures. Also, I’m sure every student has encountered at least one incident of a crashing sound inside the kitchen. This noise can be interpreted as the dragons rebelling against their human masters. I don’t think these dragons serve as a threat to our school, I am just keeping my fellow students engaged with important news.

Comments (2)

  1. A very confused student

    Waitwait
    You’re telling me
    My pizza
    is cooked
    using baby dragons
    wAT

    Reply
  2. An angry anon

    No

    no

    no

    ohhhhh

    NOO

    that

    that

    is

    just

    so

    so

    so

    sooooooo

    EVIL YOU DON’T DO THAT TO THE BABY DRAGONS!!!!

    Reply

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