I’m back with another scoop. I’ve warned you about the ghosts and vampires that may roam the halls but this news is of an entirely different breed.
We’ve all been to the cafeteria, Bedell Hall. The college was gracious enough to let NEAAAT students enjoy their lunch in this building. What they aren’t telling us though, is that the food is cooked using mythical creatures. I know this sounds strange, but I believe that the cafeteria staff has imprisoned baby dragons to be the source of heat that is used to cook your food. I have anonymous sources that have claimed to see these wondrous creatures. Also, I’m sure every student has encountered at least one incident of a crashing sound inside the kitchen. This noise can be interpreted as the dragons rebelling against their human masters. I don’t think these dragons serve as a threat to our school, I am just keeping my fellow students engaged with important news.