Cancer (June 21 to July 22): DoGE iS in danK DoGE HeVAn.
Leo (July 23 to Aug 22): We are all stars… There are about 260 billion, don’t feel special.
Virgo (Aug 23 to Sept 22): Pluto is a planet too!!
Libra (Sep 23 to Oct 23): The Apollo astronauts footprints on the moon will most likely stay on the moon for at least 100 million years.
Sagittarius (Nov 23 to Dec 21): The Apollo 11 was the first spaceship to land on the moon kiddo!
Capricorn (Dec 22 to Jan 19): There is a song called Apollo 13!
Aquarius (Jan 20 to Feb 19): You aren’t just a star… ummm… YOU’RE THE SUN!!!
Pisces (Feb 20 to March 20): Light years aren’t a measurement of time! (Thanks Pokemon!)
Aries (March 21 to April 19): DoGE NeeDs to gET tHE danK BAck tO SAVe thE WOrLd!!
Taurus (April 21 to May 20): At least you know Pluto was a planet!
Gemini (May 21 to June 20): Congrats! (What was I saying that for again?)