Horrorscopes! Read If You Dare…

Cancer (June 21 to July 22): Hey. You remember the thing that was your last nightmare? Yeah, well funny story, it’s real.

Leo (July 23 to Aug 22): Think down into your deepest fears. That’s it.

Virgo (Aug 23 to Sep 22): Let’s just say you won’t need a horoscope anymore.

Libra (Sep 23 to Oct 23): Is someone there? Is it time for the show? I can hear someone creeping through my room… Perhaps not.

Scorpio (Oct 24 to Nov 22): Tick Tock… Tick… Tock….. Tick……….Tock, Time’s up.

Sagittarius (Nov 23 to Dec 21): Wanna play a game? It will be fun.

Capricorn (Dec 22 to Jan 19): The clowns are coming for you.

Aquarius (Jan 20 to Feb 19): Stay away from the scary yellow suits! Don’t you remember what you saw? If they see you, they will catch you! (COMMENT IF YOU KNOW WHAT THAT’S FROM! FIRST PERSON TO GET IT RIGHT WILL GET A SHOUT OUT IN THE NEXT HOROSCOPE!!!!)

Pisces (Feb 20 to March 20): Hey, do me a favor, maybe sometime you could check inside those suits, in the back room..?

Aries (March 21 to April 20): I hope you aren’t scared of blood, let’s just say you’re going to see a lot of it.

Taurus (April 21 to May 20): Don’t go to Chuck E. Cheese anytime soon. Robots aren’t on your side.

Gemini (May 21 to June 20): Something unexpected is hidden in your beloved childhood toy.You weren’t crazy when you heard it talking…

Comments (5)

  1. Isabelle Wilson

    Aquarius – my sign by the way – I know exactly what that’s from… Why

    Reply
    1. Isabelle Wilson

      Five Nights at Freddy’s 4

      Reply
  2. John Walton (Post author)

    Nice! You won, but do you know who said it..?

    Reply
    1. Tyler Clubb

      Phone guy?

      Reply
  3. rogueone

    dab

    Reply

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