Sarcastic Advice

Sarcastic Advice:

By: The Sarcastic Penguin and Sarcastic Puffin

Why are you reading this?

Because I have eyes and an understanding of the English language.

Why is the sky blue?

Wait….. Is it blue?

Converse or Vans? Burgundy vans or burgundy converse?

Both are horrible choices, and burgundy? Seriously? That color is the reject, maroon!

Should I listen to mcr or p!std?

How about IDC (I don’t care)

My Friend is a nerd and he and I are so in sync! How do we stay this way? Thank me later

What’s wrong with my code????

You wrote it *drops mic*

Help I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!!!!!!!

Thank gosh, you can type.

What should I tell someone I hate?

 “I hate you.” Works well enough.

I need sarcastic advice.

I assumed that when you asked for advice.

being sarcastic lululull xdddd i is very sarcastic lllulullululu xxddd sometimes i am sarcastic and as in sometimes i mean all the time. sarcasim lulluluullu xddddd sar

WHAT? “Everyone in this room is now dumber for having read this. I award you no points”

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -anonyMOOSE

First off. That pun at the end. Just no. Second, a woodchuck is a groundhog. Groundhogs don’t chuck wood. Do your research.

How do I get a life?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

If if should even ask questions on this sarcastic thing or not.

You should. Look! Doing great already.

There’s a leak in my boat Your welcome

What is the meaning of life

This ancient question pondered by life’s greatest philosophers has led to many interesting theories as to what we are truly on this planet for, some say, love, others say the pursuit of knowledge. What do I say? I think many things. All the answers that have been thought of so far are all beautiful examples of exactly what makes this planet great. But, what I truly say, and believe, is that we are on this planet to create really long paragraphs with an absolutely disappointing conclusion.


Comment (1)

  1. Jennifer Cook

    Love It…What is the meaning of life!? Great!


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