Ghost and ghouls! Zombies and Vampires! Demons and Aliens! Supernatural things are controversial. One thing I know are real, Devil.. Deviled eggs, that is. (more…)
Tag Archive: 10-14-16
To preface this, I shall say that the time is nearly upon us. I can see that you’re reading this again (I actually can’t, but the-lord-that-should-not-be can). And as such, I have concluded that you are here to read another piece of contemptible reporting and borderline cultist propaganda. So I stand here on my digital soapbox to regale you with the tales and adventures of our school. And so, I issue you a welcome to the zanier side of the newspaper. Where the sarcasm flows like rivers. (more…)
Strange things have been occurring at our school lately. Rooms in the far reaches of the building have been sealed off, with only certain teachers being allowed in the area. Students have been leaving class, only to be seen later in the day in the office with no memory of the absence. Not only this but many students report finding puncture marks on different places of their body, with no explanation of where they’ve come from. Bats have even been seen in the darkest corners of Moore Hall. (more…)
Question 1: How does it feel being the SGA President of NEAAAT?
Grace answered this question with an amazing and enlightened attitude, which made me feel better about my first interview. She began with how she didn’t really feel like she would win, and when she was told on that day in class, she began jumping up and down. “I was elated,” Grace told me, “…The other campaigns were very good, and I was very surprised to have won.” Grace got a lot of love from her coaches and student body, and she is very grateful. (more…)
Hi! Welcome back to the CONSPIRACY CORNER. Today I am going to tell all of you guys a Frozen theory, for the “first time in forever”. Let’s go ahead and get started so we can “let go” of all the suspense. I will change everything you thought you knew about the movie, “Frozen. (more…)
The fear of death discussed in the previous article has some other fears associated with it. Among them is phasmophobia, or the fear of ghosts. People that suffer from phasmophobia tend to have a hard time coping with events during the month of October.
*Disclaimer: Due to amount of super scariness and sarcasm readers may experience varying side effects
Welcome to this newfound column. In it I will attempt to explain strange conspiracy theories, and even some popular ghost tales. Suggestions are also welcome (so long as they are REASONABLE). If you want an explained story or theory, leave them in the comments. Enjoy, and at read at your own risk! (more…)
Last Monday, October 3, the two candidates running for District 1 of the North Carolina General Assembly, Sam Davis III (D) and Bob Steinburg (R) came to our school to debate. (more…)
When you think of supernatural stuff you think of things like ghosts, werewolves, goblins, and zombies right? The normal run-of-the-mill, “scary” creatures that are featured in many creepy tales. Well, let’s expand our normal perimeters of supernatural and add unicorns to the list! That’s right, unicorns. You wouldn’t think those things would be supernatural, scary creatures seeing as they are often thought of as gentle, sweet friends of princesses, and plainly stated, not intimidating. Think again! Unicorns can be terrifying creatures with hooves of steel, and a sharp horn on their head. They have unbending wills and a fierce temperament, you don’t want to cross them. You can’t even kill these creatures without being only half alive, as said in Harry Potter! Lets dive into the origin of these terrifying, supernatural beasts.
Chase the Goose is a Canada Goose that has a disease called Angel Wing. Last year a few NEAAAT students started to care for Chase the Goose and make sure that he had food. The students were also working on getting their plant plans approved so that they can plant on the Gilchrist building’s pond. This could qualify as a Wildlife Refuge with food, water, and shelter. The wildlife refuge would help all of the animals and insects around the pond to survive and thrive. (more…)
Sarcastic Advice: The Sequel
By: The Sarcastic Penguin and Sarcastic Puffin
Ha! You thought I was done?
I have school a lot.
Welcome to the club. (more…)
“Lay-bug! Come on to the tent!” Maya called out into the meadow.
So much has changed since Maya and Grayson found this meadow. She remembered that day well.
“Maya, honey, she will come back.” Dylan told her, wrapping his arms around his wife. (more…)
The Bermuda Triangle, also known as the Devil’s Triangle, has had scientists puzzled for ages. Planes, boats, and submarines go in, and somehow they don’t come back out. There has been no official explanation for why aircrafts and watercrafts mysteriously disappear.However, there have been many theories of paranormal, extraterrestrial, and scientific theories. (more…)
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