You descended and boated through the river Styx where your judgment for the rest of your life awaits in the underworld. You dreadfully, sluggishly, and slowly walk with the crowd to decide to go the Fields of Asphodel, Elysium, or if you have truly done bad to the world, the Fields of Punishments. You hope for Elysium, or even the Fields of Asphodel when you see him. He towers over you, growling and snarling from three heads! You look up to the three heads, and you’re terrified, one wrong step and you have no chance. You recognize him, Cerberus. The guard of the Greek Underworld. How did he originate you ask? You didn’t ask? Well, here is the origin of this beast of a dog!
Tag Archive: 12-2-16
A Creepy Evening!
“Man, I can’t wait for Halloween!” said Inya as he was beaming with excitement.
“Yeah yeah, but Halloween is boring!” said Rika, as they were walking to their school. (more…)
Cancer (June 21 to July 22): DoGE iS in danK DoGE HeVAn.
Leo (July 23 to Aug 22): We are all stars… There are about 260 billion, don’t feel special. (more…)
Belle woke up in the hospital, someone she didn’t know was beside her.
“Who are you?” She asked.
“I’m your social worker, Micayla.” The women said.
“Why do I need you?” Belle snarked. (more…)
This is a short story that was written by Destiny Cook, Makyla Grant, and Hannah Umphlett for the Ethical Uses of Technology Project. (more…)
What should I do if I can not get over a crush? What should I do if I like someone far away? – Yourworstnightmare (more…)
One of the most memorable moments for a student is their school dance. So NEAAAT is holding their very own semi-formal dance! The Mistletoe Dance will be held on December 16th from 6 pm to 9 pm. The dance will take place at Williams Hall on the ECSU campus. Tickets are on sale now and will be until December 13th. Single tickets cost $20, but you can get a price $15 if you donate a gently used coat. Couples tickets will cost $30, with a reduced price of $25 if a coat is donated. Photos can also be purchased. Leah Simpson Photography will be taking the photos. Attire is meant to be appropriate and holiday themed semi-formal. All outfits are expected to follow the school dress code as this is a school event. Refreshments will be served. A link to a flyer with more information can be found at https://www.smore.com/eanqt I hope to see you there!
As a hobby, I make and sell dog treats. (Not that I have sold any recently…)
I want to give YOU one of my less used, but popular, recipes. (more…)
Hello, readers, it’s your favorite inquisitive journalist back with another report on the strange happenings at NEAAAT. I’ve warned you about vampires and ghosts, but now there is something far more, out of this world lurking around the halls at our school. One of our very own staff members could possibly be an alien. Now, I’m not a snitch, so I won’t tell you who this teacher is, but I will give you some warning signs to look out for.
It can be complicated to define a genre as wide and broad as Science Fiction being that we have more than six-thousand years of literary history with almost all of it dealing with fantastic elements. Science Fiction is widely thought to have branched from the Fantasy genre. In early history, literature focused on gods and beings with godlike powers, this is evident in popular literature like Homer’s Odyssey and the Iliad, written in this time. However, during the 17th through 19th centuries literature changed for the average reader in both Europe and America. (more…)
You may have heard of Linux before. But even if you haven’t, you’ve almost certainly used it. (more…)
*Disclaimer: I am the farthest thing from an expert possible, so please in no way take my advice seriously (more…)
Even though the foul smell of the station is enough to make any person’s face scrunch up, the subway is the easiest way to get around New York City. The people in the station all have their heads down as they push through the crowd to get to their destination. Neither Andrew or I, stand out in the crowd of people who stare at the ground. Our movements are just as hurried and purposeful as the rest of the busy people. (more…)
By: Sarcastic Penguin & Sarcastic Puffin
What do I do if I am allergic to other people’s stupidity?
Some symptoms of being allergic to stupidity is breaking out in sarcasm. (more…)
To preface this, I will say that having topics prepared is a wonderful blessing that you should never take for granted.
I assume that anyone here reading this was looking for it specifically and has lamented its absence in recent times, though what strange tastes one would have to have to seek out this kind of insanity that I spew forth from my maw atop this digital soapbox of mine I haven’t the foggiest, seeing as how I, the creator of this contemptible amalgamation of words that vaguely make sense when put together and at the same time end up frighteningly close to pure madness that is being referred to as an “article,” to the insult of the word article, and even the idea of an article, hold this manuscript of insanity in the highest orders of contempt, and always regard it with complete disdain for its sporadic and unpredictable, yet wholly predictable, oxymoronic and occasionally outright hypocritical assemblage of words and phrases that it molds around “news stories” and injects with purified filler. (more…)
NEAAAT’s Quiz Bowl team is currently holding two different fundraisers. The fundraisers are trying to promote awareness of the team. Quiz Bowl is also a great way to encourage academic enrichment, cooperation skills, relationship skills, confidence, social interaction, and presentation skills. (more…)
Hey, dudes and dudettes. Welcome back to your science corner. So, today we are covering the science behind the lightsaber. Before you start saying, “Hey, Star Wars is science fiction.” It is science fiction, though. Let’s just assume it takes place in our universe, okay. (more…)
This time, because I have a very loose definition of what is “natural science”, I want to talk about a certain topic that I’m most interested in: psychology. Psychology is basically the study of how your brain is wired. I’ll be skimming the surface of psychology this issue, because the topic is very advanced and branches off in many different directions. We’ll focus on two facts that I have found to be most relatable at our crazy teenage years. (more…)