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“UUGH! I need to go, another mystery or adventure today!” I said.
“Inya, what are you doing?” said Slade.
“I’m making a video about my life! I’m Inya, and this is my life! I’m an arctic fox who loves solving mysteries! And this is Slade, the wolf demon!” I said. (more…)
Sarcastic Debates
Cats or dogs?
Penguin: Clearly a cat hypnotized to think it’s a dog. Small and fluffy, but is still happy when you come home and will play fetch.
Puffin: Puffins.
Sarcastic Advice
From the broken hearted Penguin and Puffin
Do you need a boyfriend to be happy on Valentine’s day???
No! All you need is a gallon tub of ice cream and a nice TV show. (more…)
Sarcastic Advice: Welcome to 2017
Brought to you by your personal Sarcasm Provider
How should I spend the new year?
Probably not asking anonymous people posing as a penguin and a puffin for advice. Just saying. (more…)
Sarcastic Advice
Why red and green why not purple and orange.
A bunch of religious reasons, but to avoid that sensitive topic, it is because Santa’s suit is red and the Christmas tree is green. (more…)
Who really is this Sarcastic Penguin that sends emails asking for advisory questions, only to respond with such so messages that could ruin people’s lives? (more…)
Sarcastic Advice
By: Sarcastic Penguin & Sarcastic Puffin
What do I do if I am allergic to other people’s stupidity?
Some symptoms of being allergic to stupidity is breaking out in sarcasm. (more…)
Sarcastic Advice: The Sequel
By: The Sarcastic Penguin and Sarcastic Puffin
Ha! You thought I was done?
I have school a lot.
Welcome to the club. (more…)